noravalkerie:

So I’m playing Witch Hunt and I’m in the Circle Library.  And I decide to go through all the books because, you know, why not.  

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Okay, whatever.

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Alright…

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ANDERS I SWEAR

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Catching bad guys and look good doing it. 
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cianur00:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

f-r-eckled:

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

that’s 110%

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MCU Civil War Script

nudityandnerdery:

Senator: Superheroes have to register their secret identities!
Natasha: There’s six of us. Rogers has a Smithsonian exhibit on him, Stark won’t stop telling the world he’s Iron Man, and for the rest of us, I dumped all of SHIELD’s files on the internet.
Senator: Oh. Right.
-FIN-

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everyda-i:

the story of my life

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catbotherer:

I walked by the notice board at the department of sociology and anthropology and did a double take

bbalgangyi this one’s for you

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"A white man is promoted: He does good work, he deserved it.
A white woman is promoted: Whose dick did she suck?
A man of color is promoted: Oh, great, I guess we have to “fill quotas” now.
A woman of color is promoted: j/k. That never happens."

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bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

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"You’re like the biggest career woman I know. You won’t even let me mute C-SPAN during sex."

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readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

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