So I’m playing Witch Hunt and I’m in the Circle Library. And I decide to go through all the books because, you know, why not.
ANDERS I SWEAR
Catching bad guys and look good doing it.
im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
Senator: Superheroes have to register their secret identities!
Natasha: There’s six of us. Rogers has a Smithsonian exhibit on him, Stark won’t stop telling the world he’s Iron Man, and for the rest of us, I dumped all of SHIELD’s files on the internet.
Senator: Oh. Right.
the story of my life
I walked by the notice board at the department of sociology and anthropology and did a double take
bbalgangyi this one’s for you
i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it
"You’re like the biggest career woman I know. You won’t even let me mute C-SPAN during sex."
"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".